WORLD NEWS:
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
tomorrow's 4th of July
MEDIA NEWS:
Joe Kelly is gonna be the new writer of Amazing Spider-Man, which wouldn't be so bad if he didn't instantly decide to write a story titled "8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN"
The latest Spider-Boy Story says this "Spider-Man will return and DIE in 8 Deaths of Spider-Man", and this can only mean one thing.... PETER PARKER IS GONNA DIE.
Is this a big deal? YES, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THE SKY IS RED IN THAT PICTURE? Also, Marvel is killing their flagship character. I mean, sure, he could come back, but what if it's permanent this time? i don't think he could survive 8 deaths.
The title says "8 Deaths" but the story is 10 issues long... How does that work? Is he gonna die 2 more times? Are those 2 extra issues just gonna show his autopsy, funeral and his corpse rotting? I don't know, do you think i can see the future?
Can we just go back to having fun stories of Spider-Man fighting villains and Peter trying to live his life? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE DAMN STORYLINES WHERE BIG THINGS HAPPEN.
And now, I will attempt to predict all 8 deaths of Spider-Man.
He's gonna stub his toe really hard.
a bunch of random civilians are gonna beat his ass because of a misunderstanding.
uncle ben's killer is coming back as a zombie and he's shooting spider-man.
another fucking spider-verse event and morlun's gonna kill spider-man.
someone wrote his name in the Death Note.
He's gonna try the Paqui One Chip Challenge.
Natural causes.
One of these actually happened in a comic, guess which one (Hint: It wasn't even in a Spider-Man comic)
That's all the media news.
Site News:
I recently announced the 4 Year Anniversary story, it'll be titled "My Cool Epic Quest" and i'll share plot details later maybe
Announced yesterday, "The Duck Knight Returns", based on the hit web-series Über Duck by skull902.
That's it, go away.
UP NEXT: i have no clue