HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Eddie) and Happy Valentines day 2024! I have nobody... But instead of crying because i'm lonely, i'm gonna talk about Spider-Man and THEN cry because i'm lonely.
Sometimes, when I'm at school, some kid will go up to me and say "Hey, who's the best Spider-Man?" And I never really know how to answer that, I just say things like "they're all great" but that isn't a legitimate answer, so in this article I'm gonna tell you guys who the best Spider-Man is.
These are presented in no particular order. I'll just tell you my thoughts and then i'll decide my favorite.
- AVGN Episode 24 Spider-Man (Played by Kyle Justin)
In episode 24 of the Angry Video Game Nerd, he plays the shitty Spider-Man games, but he has a guest, and it's none other than Spider-Man. I'm not here to tell you the synopsis of the episode. i'm here to talk about this version of Spider-Man.
Is he great? Yes. He's very funny and cool.
Is he comic book accurate? No. But he's still great and that's all that matters tbh.
BEST QUOTE: "THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDER-BALLS, IT'S HORRIBLE"
- Spider-Man's Slightly Good Advice (Played by skull902)
Ok, so skull is my fave youtuber, and Spider-Man's Slightly Good Advice is my favorite video but this is an UNBIASED HONEST website, and i have to tell you my honest objectively correct opinion on this iteration of Mr. Spidey Manz.
First off, the 1 episode is supposed to be funny... However i have a really broken sense of humor so i unfortunately cannot tell you if it actually is funny.
Most online iterations of Spider-Man are based off of a movie, but this one is not, this one is based off of the PlayStation 1 video game, or at least i think it is because he says "I'm already at full health" which i didn't think was funny because i fucking hate all Spider-Man memes.
Now, the show is called "Slightly Good Advice" which doesn't fit Spider-Man because Spidey would not tell you something witty, he would give you a full inspirational lecture and would also tell you his origin story.
BEST QUOTE: "You don't have to rush into saving people, i mean you still have to save them, but take your time."
- The Real Super Awesome Amazing Spidey (Played by zushen2)
This is another inaccurate Spider-Man, i know this because Spider-Man does NOT play video games, i don't care if you send me panels of him holding a video game controller, SPIDEY DOES NOT REGULARLY PLAY VIDEO GAMES, HE IS NOT A STINKY POOPY GAMER.
Spidey is funny tho.
Honestly i just wanna know what happened to this zushen person. Are they ok? Will they ever come back? What happened to them? zushen wherever you are, i hope you're ok.
BEST QUOTE: "I'm Spidey, and i just created a YouTube channel, pretty awesome! I invented it"
- Baman Piderman (Played by Alex Butera)
I have a lot of nostalgia for this series, but again, this is an UNBIASED post, so i'm gonna tell you if it's good or not...
It's really wholesome and funny and cute. It's about Baman and Piderman, they're best friends and go on adventures together, you just have to watch it, it's peak.
BEST QUOTE: "I'm gonna go eat some cereal so i don't get confused"
- @SpiderMan on twitter (Played by a bot)
This is just a bot that advertises the latest marvel shit. And I respect that, he's not another brand account that tries to be hip with the kids, and he doesn't give a shit about what anyone says, he just advertises for marvel and lives his life, wow.
BEST QUOTE: "#randomspidey"
- Hi, I'm a Marvel, and I'm a DC. (Played by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy)
When i watched this series i was expecting dumbass fighting and unfunny 2000's jokes, but when i actually watched it, i found a very funny, civil and well made series! And i just love that piano music.
This isn't about Spider-Man but I like how RandomGuy managed to make Deadpool NOT fucking insufferable and unfunny.
Look, i didn't know which quote to pick for "BEST QUOTE", so i'll let the readers decide!
- DMU Spidey. (Played by nobody, but written by DreadedReal)
(Pic unavailable, he's just some text)
Dreaded is my friend and this is unbiased so here are my honest thoughts on the Destiny Marvel Universe's Spider-Man.
Dreaded gets Spider-Man and knows how to write him, his stories are just as good as some of the official Spider-Man stories, they're really good reads and you should totally check out what Destiny Productions is cooking. destinyprod.carrd.co
That'll be all for today's article. Be sure to check Twitter and vote for what the next article should be.
Again idk what the best quote should be, I'll have to ask Dreaded...
He chose this scene from season 3 episode 6
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