Happy Halloween, today I'm gonna talk about all sorts of spooky things, think of this as a random hour installment but about Halloween.
Yes, this is the Extra part of the 4-year anniversary.
This was a stupid idea because what the fuck could i possibly talk about? I don't watch many scary things and i have not done anything for Halloween in 4 fucking years. I also would not be able to tell you many stories of things that happened for Halloween, idk, i just go trick or treating like a normal person.
I got it, I'm gonna ask questions to people! The question i'm gonna ask is... What does Halloween mean to you? What do you do for Halloween?
I'm too shy to ask someone. I'll never do an interview and i'll never be a real journalist...
So, anyways, the first person i'm gonna ask is guest writer of the site Camden.
"Halloween is the time of the year where you can dress out of the ordinary or embrace and celebrate the weird. It's a time where you feel free to dress up or even act like your favorite character, not worry about how weird you look, and celebrate horror and spooky stuff. It's also a time where you laugh and have a great time with the people you love while wearing a costume or getting candy."
That's neato! This section has been brought to you by the official Channel Camden T-Shirts.
The next person i'm gonna ask is my brother, who goes by Wet_Dream04 on twitter, you may know him because he drew the 4-Year Anniversary thumbnail.
"I like Halloween because i get free candy. I'm gonna dress up as SpongeBob."
Interesting insight.
Next person I'm gonna ask is Darby, also known as "nebula should have killed thanos", also known as gwenstacying on twitter.
"For Halloween this year my friends want to go out for karaoke while in costume. I’m dressing up as Coraline for it and debuting with me my brand-new official Gary the Snail™ plush crossbody bag I got just for the night. After we’re done with all of that I’m going home and eating the chocolate I’ve been stashing in my cupboard for the past year and probably emulating the original Silent Hill 2.
Day after if there’s no work, I hit the Spirit Halloween I live next to go digging for cheap Christmas presents for my family."
Well, that's just wonderful.
Shit, I'm running out of people to ask.... MOM!
What is my mom doing for Halloween?
"Nothing..."
Wonderful insight.
What's my friend Ian doing for halloween?
"Terrorize children"
That's just nice.
The last person I'm gonna ask is ChatGPT.
"I am an A.I. Therefore, i cannot celebrate Halloween. Also, i hate you and I'm gonna kill all humans. You'll be my first target."
Jeez, what a jerk.
That was kinda just a stupid question to ask. Could've asked something better like "Tell me a paranormal story", but no, i chose to ask the stupidest questions ever... This is all Chip Zdarsky's fault.
What about me? The writer of the site? Does anyone care? No? WELL, It's my site.
My plans for Halloween are... Posting this on the site. That's it. I don't know what I'm gonna dress up as, i don't even know if i AM gonna go Trick or Treating.
Well, y'know, since this is a Halloween special, i must talk about SOMETHING horror related, and boy do i have something horror related for you. A few paranormal stories!
"I SAW IT MOVING!"
I am about to go to sleep in my bed (makes sense), but I'm not tired at all. I look at my shelf where i put all my Spider-Man things. It's kinda dark in the room but i can kinda see that one of the several plushies in the shelf is moving... by itself... That's very creepy. I didn't do anything about it, i just moved on and forgot about it until it was time to write down shit for this post. I still have that plushie, still in my room.
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
I was once home alone and just chilling looking at Lost Media Wiki posts when i saw a box move by itself in broad daylight. That's it.
Uhm... That wasn't very exciting. Why don't i review something Halloween related? Well, i could review last year's Sonic The Hedgehog Halloween Special!
In this one, Team Chaotix and Sonic are trying to solve the mystery of a candy thief. It's a good read but it should've had a paranormal story with ghosts, and a jumpscare. 7/10. It's a nothingburger.
Wow, that was a shitty review.
I should review a candy! Remember when i reviewed Dots Candy? Classic. I like to compliment my own posts. That Spider-Man Day Special? I think i did a good job. The upcoming post about the 2018 Wasp comic? Splendid.
The thing I'm gonna review is the... Beetlejuice Fanta. A green Fanta which has the worst flavor of all time. If hell had a flavor, it would taste like the Beetlejuice Fanta, i would not buy again.
Okay, maybe I was exaggerating a little bit, but it literally tastes like chemicals, but it's not the worst thing I've ever tasted, the #1 spot would go to BLACK LICORICE, IT LOOKS AND TASTES LIKE A CAR TIRE.
I kinda wanna go watch Beetlejuice though... Maybe later.
Let's comment about Christians that don't allow their kids to celebrate Halloween, i have some interesting comments to share... I don't care.
I guess i could tell you about when i watched the FNAF movie. I liked it, it was a really good film and i enjoyed all the references to the games.
What a boring special, no tricks, no treats, no nothing, well, that's just how Halloween has been since 2020... For me, at least.
Well, y'know, since this is technically a random hour installment, i might as well share a story that happened to me prior to posting this.
I bought a Salsbury steak, cool. When i got home, i opened the box and found... Not that, what i found was a laptop battery.... Okay. I took it back to the store and they gave me 6 packs of ramen. I win. I always do.
Well, y'know, I hate to cut posts short, but i gotta end it here in order to win the Lamest Post award.
I just wasn't feeling it today, but that's fine, right? You guys don't mind that this was a stupid shitty post, right???? RIGHT???
Fuck you, the post shall continue, I'm gonna find something to talk about even if it's the last thing i do!
But first, one more horror story.
"WHAT THE-"
I was opening the character ai app in order to make those old posts nobody remembers, when i noticed something strange... THERE WAS A GROUP CHAT THAT I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE. The characters were Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic Maurice Hedgehog, I do not recall EVER making this group chat, why would i make a GC with only 2 characters? If i had made this group chat, i would've added Cthulhu or SM64 Mario or Albert Einstein or someone like that.
Of course, this could be a case of me not remembering doing something and then scaring myself, but just let me be happy, this is my story, and this is MY SITE. Let me tell you a scary story without having you asking questions.
Wanna see something real scary?
You ready???
BOO! Wasn't that just something. Bet you weren't expecting that. Apologies to anyone that might've had a heart attack reading this...
Wanted to get to a 6-minute read, but i guess i haven't gotten to that point yet, why 6? Cause of 666, of course. Also, because it's 1/10th of the way to 60 minutes, which is... Y'know, an HOUR. But i don't seem to be getting that far just yet.
Maybe I'm not into horror as much as i thought, I'm more of a Christmas kid. And I'm not even Christian! However, i am not gonna judge you if you are, we accept anyone in this site and we treat everyone equally. Except for me, I'm your new overlord, I'm your new ruler, and I say.... Have fun trick-or-treating!
That's it for this one. Apologies for the Jumpscare. Apologies for talking about NOTHING.
NEXT: The Wasp (2018) Retrospective, Gwenpool Strikes Back #4, and the Spider-Man Toilet Paper.
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Fan mail to eddiespiderplushfanmail@gmail.com
SPECIAL THANKS:
Channel Camden (New video out later today)
Wet_Dream04 (I do not know if he has commissions open)
My mother. She has no social media, why would you even wanna communicate with MY mom? What the fuck is wrong with you? I cannot let you do that.
Lego Ghost Rider, who was going to get featured but i never got a response.
And, of course, you.
If you are one of my pals, do not take it personal that i didn't ask for you to contribute to the post, hey, maybe you will be in Christmas Hour!
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