As some of you may remember, back in June, i posted a document with information about La Prensa's Original Spider-Man comics, and if you actually read the document, you may remember that i said "The End, i think." Because i might find some information.
Well guess what, i couldn't find shit, but here is some stuff i think is interesting.
For Example:
FACT 1:
The Mexican copy of "El Sorprendente Hombre Araña" #1 might be more rare than the original american regular-ass copy of Amazing Spider-Man #1, due to the fact that people used them like newspapers, (get it? swatting flies with Spider-Man) because these were cheap, if they want to read it again after using it to dry their shoes on a rainy day, they could just buy another one for 1 peso, which is like 0.052 dollars. Only a fucking loser would preserve a comic book, also the price was raised to 1 peso and 50 cents because the economy sucks.
FACT (thought) 2:
I am fucking mad that people don't read these comics before they tweet shit like "wow mexican spider-man married gwen" (he did not, it was all a dream) then they make articles with names like "DID YOU KNOW THAT MEXICANS MADE SOME SPIDER-MAN COMICS HOLY SHIT" which they then tweet with like 50 emojis, because none of them actually talk about the stories, just the one where he (doesn't) marry gwen.
FACT (thought) 3:
This one is not about mexican comics, but about the James Cameron Spider-Man movie. I recently read the script and wow, it's so bad, for 3 reasons, ONE, making an R rated Spider-Man film is a bad idea, there are more superheroes that could work on an r rated format, like batman (because of the serious tones) or the watchmen (also because of serious tones) but i don't think that a character like spider-man would work on an r rated format, but he can have dark stories be adapted on a movie. I'm glad that David Koepp saw the script and made something better.
I do have to agree with James Cameron when he said that Spider-Man was his favorite because he's right, there are many other characters but spidey just stands out more.
If the movie was made, there would be youtube videos saying "REMEMBER THE OLD SPIDER-MAN MOVIE??? WASN'T THAT SO WEIRD????"
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