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Big Newzzz!!!!!!!

I didn't have school today.... and i won't have school on Monday.... and i may not have school on the 10th... I can't lose, i just can't.


lemme tell you about THE NEWZZZ.


WORLD NEWZZZ (boohoo)


  • WHO GIVES A SHIT


MEDIAS NEWZZZ (woohoo)


  • Captain America: Brave New World.... WHO GIVES A SHIT

  • Resident Evil 9... There is a rumor out there that says that this game may be revealed sometime in the future...

  • The Knuckles Show. Out Now. People are saying that it sucks but some other people are saying that it's good... I haven't seen it so i don't care.

  • Stellar Blade is a game that came out at one point and people are like "IBFSNCKJAHIBVJIHQwNGFVSDHIJAOVBXACKDS" but what really matters is what i have to say about it... I can't play it so i don't care :)

  • Helldivers is a game that tells you "Dawg you need a PlayStation account" and people are not happy... I'm happy though because i don't care.


ME NEWZZZ (meh.)


  • Announced in the Spider-Plush Discord Server, RANDOM HOUR NUMERO CUATRO. I need to think of 3 things: How is this gonna be better than the other Random Hours? When should i release it? What should the logo look like? Well i don't know yet!

  • Also announced in the Discord Server, THE OFFICIAL SPIDER-PLUSH GUIDE TO BRAINROT. Just me telling you about media that i like. :)

  • Scheduled for TOMORROW, DOTS CANDY!!! AND ALSO A MOVIE REVIEW!!! What do i have to say about these things? Find out tomorrow :D

  • The History of Spider-Plush #4. This is gonna be my best plush document.

  • Spider-Plush PowerPoint Thing whatever, the thing im gonna talk about is... I don't know, why don't i just cancel this? In fact why don't i just cancel everything listed in this section?


Alright guys, everything is cancelled, this site is shutting down in 5 seconds, GOODBYE!!! Oh and by the way, you're cancelled too and you no longer exist... The world is cancelled... no, THE UNIVERSE IS CANCELLED. BYEE.

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