Hello, it's me Edward. And later this month, it'll be the 4-Year Anniversary of Daily Spider-Plush. I know it's silly to celebrate 4 years of a twitter page, but i don't think of it as just celebrating a twitter page, i think of it as celebrating 4 years of me using this username to be an idiot, sometimes you can celebrate the small things.
Besides, if it hadn't been for this twitter page, this site wouldn't have existed, and you wouldn't have been here to read this. What am I even saying? It has been 4 years, and nobody is interested in what I have to say.
Art by @wet_dream04 on twitter
Unlike last year, i'm not gonna release everything in the same day, i'm gonna release like 4 things over the course of a couple weeks.
More Plushies in My Collection (October 12)
A remake of an old post. (October 20)
The 4th Year Recap (October 25)
Random Hour 4 (October 27)
Whether or not i stick to these deadlines is up to me to decide.
PLUSHIES! Everyone loves plushies, if you don't then you are probably a joyless motherfucker like some people i know. Plushies and dolls have existed for longer that I've been alive and probably longer than YOU'VE been alive, and they will outlive us both... Unless there's like a global fabric outage or something, but i don't think that will ever happen.
Well, the first plushie i'm gonna be reviewing is the Ty Beanie Babies Spider-Man
This plushie is one of the best out there, why couldn't i use this one in my profile picture? Why did it have to be the shitty Kellytoy plushie? Damn... Maybe when i fall into obscurity i can rebrand the account and make it all about this plushie.
This one was released in 2018 to coincide with the release of Into The Spider-Verse, 2018 really was the year of Spider-Man, amazing.
This plushie is pretty nice and it's soft and has beans (as expected from a product called Beanie Babies) and it's pretty high quality... Except for one small, teeny tiny little detail... HIS EYES ARE GLITTERY! I hate glitter, it is the worst thing ever. People should stop using glitter for art plushies and they should NEVER use it for a plushie, are we fucking crazy?
I didn't wanna stick to just talking about Spider-Man plushies or Sonic plushies so i got a Splatoon 3 bootleg plushie for a change.
I have never played Splatoon, not in a Wii U, not on a Switch, NEVER. Not a single one of the 3 games. However, i thought the plushies looked cute, so i bought 2 of them, eventually i ended up giving one to a friend.
This plush are cute, that's one thing that you can expect from a plushie. This plush is funny looking... Another thing you can expect from a plushie. AND it's super squishy, more squishy than your average plushie. I like it, no complaints, and no glitter.
Back to basics, here are some Sonic The Hedgehog toys.
These are definitely made for babies, i am 100% convinced that these were made for toddlers, but that doesn't mean they're bad.
These are cute and funny looking, and they look like the characters and all... But i feel like a manchild holding these, which is why i just leave them to rot in a shelf underneath the stairs... They're cool tho, glad i found them at an affordable price.
I still wish there was something more manly...
Well, now we're talking... Just take a look at this BADASS pic i took once, wow.... this should be the box-art for Shadow The Hedgehog 2 on the Switch.
I already reviewed this one. Need something else...
Ok, I've considered going for my Kirby plushie but I'm too lazy to go for it and even lazier to get a picture for this post.
Anyways, i just took the picture.
As you can see, he's right there next to the Origami frog i keep on my desk.
This is Kirby, Kirby, Kirby. That's the name you should know.
He's perfect, he's pink, round, he has red shoes, he's smiling, he's cute, small, just like the real fictional Kirby, this is how Kirby should be. Kirby really is the best, you don't see ANYONE complaining about Kirby's games, or about his design, that's because Kirby is hard to mess up, he is the perfect video game character
I could review something else, i have plenty of plushies, but they're all related to my 2 favorite franchises. Just take a look at this old pic of my shit
I have since organized everything here and i have opened up that Shadow figure.
I wish i had another plushie to review, but instead I'm gonna talk about my ideal plushies, plushies that i wanna see in the future.
NUMERO 1: Barry The Quokka
You thought i could go 1 post without mentioning my favorite sonic character? Well, you were stupid, but i'm sure you'll do better next time.
Barry is perfect, they have a perfect design, they're a Quokka, the HAPPIEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD (Eat shit, Dolphins), and they're also CUTE. The best character in the franchise, but guess what? There's no plushies, nothing, zilch, nada. SEGA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Make a Barry plushie, you would make all 57 HARDCORE Barry fans as happy as the expression on a quokka's little face.
Number 2: Rek-Rap.
The only good thing to come out of the Zeb Wells ASM run, Rek-Rap deserves a plushie, not just because i love him, but also because i want to piss off people.
That's it. Those are all the plushies i want to see in the future.
That's it for part 1 of the anniversary special. See you next time. Loser.
ko-fi.com/spiderplush (Rek-Rap forever)
Send your mail to eddiespiderplushfanmail@gmail.com or whatever.
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