You may remember that in the early days of this website i made a post listing my favorite characters, you may also remember that i was also a goddamn idiot.
Not only is this a part of the 4 Year Anniversary, but it also involves me revamping my previous work. Stay tuned for remakes of my LPs on YouTube within the next 20 years.
Unlike last time, i'm not gonna put 10 characters, who do you think i am? WatchMojo? No! I'm better than that. I'm going for TOP 5! The top 5 is more important.
I am also making this because my opinion has changed since that post came out.
These are characters that i love and understand more than anyone in the fucking world, anyone who claims that they're the #1 fan of these characters is a fucking liar, i am FAN #1, NUMERO UNO, nobody else.
5: SpongeBob SquarePants
The last time i went to the store (which was like a half hour ago) i noticed that the TV was playing SpongeBob, and i just stood there for like 5 minutes watching SpongeBob erase DoodleBob.
SpongeBob is just so iconic, he's been on the news multiple times, how many times have YOU been on the news? PROBABLY ZERO. (i was on the news once). You can't scroll through social media without finding at least one SpongeBob meme or reference, he's just such a big part of pop culture and just everything culture.
4: ???????? (Mystery character, wait until 2025)
I can't actually say who or why at the moment because i signed an NDA that i myself wrote, but just be on the lookout for an upcoming post next year.
[REDACTED] first appeared in [CONFIDENTIAL] way back in 201X, and ever since they've been a small part of [CAN'T SAY] and they've also been a small part of my life. My 3rd favorite [POPULAR FRANCHISE] character.
3: Joe Pitchman (From Channel Camden's How They Pitched)
What's your favorite movie? Well, did you know that it was Joe Pitchman himself that pitched it? Did you know that what i just said is not even true because Joe Pitchman is just a character from a skit show?
I like this show for a completely unbiased reason, it's funny, it takes jabs at some of my favorite movies, and it's just so funny. Shout-out to our guest writer Camden for making this series.
Fun Fact: He was in an issue of Evil Spider-Man (Issue 21 to be exact)
2: Mysterio.
Quentin Beck is a special effects artist that became a super villain after... I don't know his entire story, but what i do know is that he now uses his VFX powers to create havoc on New York City, he's pretty fucking awesome, definitely my favorite Spider-Man villain, i liked him before it was cool, even though i barely even mention him. You don't always have to mention your favorite characters.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Venom, an alien symbiote from space that bonds itself to reporter Eddie Brock Jr.
The Hulk, my 2nd favorite superhero. When Dr. Bruce Banner gets irradiated with Gamma rays, he becomes a giant green monster.
Roddy from Flushed Away. Just watch the movie.
Marine The Raccoon. She's funny.
Amingo. Original character for Marvel Vs. Capcom 2.
Garfield. He's funny, i like his comic strips.
Kirby. I have a plushie of him on my desk.
Now it's time for #1. You should probably know who it is.
BARRY THE FUCKING QUOKKA.
The best character in the world, in the universe, and even the m*lt*v*rs*, THE BEST QUOKKA EVER, my favorite sonic character, but why? Well, do you see ANYONE hating on them? No, 0 complaints from the shit-eaters in the Sonic fanbase, everyone either loves them or feels indifferent towards them.
They've been in all of 1 whole game and they're already the best character, imagine the next 20 Barry games that will never happen... wow, that was one good thought.
Barry is just like us, a normal fellow that just so happens to meet a bunch of heroes, and also just happens to go on a crazy adventure. Amazing. They should've gotten that star in the Hollywood Hall of Fame.
They also go by many names, for example, Protagonist-Kun, Eddie (that's what i chose), and other names.
That's it, those are all my favorite characters. What? Are you wondering why Spider-Man isn't on the list? Because i already wrote about how he was my real favorite character 2 months ago, i don't wanna do it again!
Well, thanks for enjoying this remake of an old post, stay tuned for the next post, coming October 25th.
ko-fi.com/spiderplush (Donate for more Barry posting, don't donate for more Barry posting.)
All fan mail goes to eddiespiderplushfanmail@gmail.com
Comments