Hello everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Eddie), and today i bring you.... read the title.
Twitter (or X) user WaterIsNotWetL suggested that i make a list of things that i care about, so i'm gonna think and i'm gonna think HARD, what are the things that i actually care about? Well, i'm having a hard time thinking about them.
Numero UNO (one, 1): Money.
I love money, money is great, however i am not taking donations, i don't have PayPal yet.
Money can be used to buy lots of things, here are the things i buy sometimes
- Food
- comics
- toys
- idk
- stuff that is none of your business.
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You may be thinking "who asked?" and to that i respond "there is this little goblin in my house that is always asking me questions so i feature the answers in these articles"
2. The latest upcoming comics.
Here are my expectations for Marvel's Ultimate Spider-Man.
Written by Jonathan Hickman and Drawn by Marco Checchetto.
Ultimate Spider-Man is a comic about a 40 year old Peter Parker, who is just becoming Spider-Man, it sounds like it could be a great comic series, can't wait to not be able to pick up a copy because there are no comic stores in Mexico.
GANG WAR.
Hoping that people like this one and that ASM becomes good again so i can stop seeing bitches complaining on my social media timeline.
IDW's Sonic Winter Jam
Written by Iasmin Omar Ata and Cover by Min Ho Kim.
The artist did a great job but i am still gonna make fun of it because that's just what i do on this website, i make fun of everything
Alright, here goes a full cover analysis for this comic.
The cover features the following list of characters:
- Sonic (no shit)
- Tails (Or Miles Prower)
- Amy Rose (this one)
- Big The Cat (holy shit)
- Cream The Rabbit (someone should tell her that happiness is a lie)
- Cheese The Chao (he would hate me)
- Eggman (his name is Robotnik)
- Orbot (balls lol)
- Cubot (cubes lol)
- Rouge ("Fly In The Freedom" was actually a song about my failed search for SpiderCide)
- E123 Omega (Gamma was better)
- Trees (My faves)
- snow (I've never seen snow in my life)
Sonic is the center of attention of this cover, he's being cool, while snowboarding, wow. His snowboard may or may not be a reference to something, but i don't know what. Tails is also snowboarding, and he's just looking at how cool sonic is, but he should probably be paying more attention so that he doesn't fall over and eat shit.
Amy is skiing, and it may look like she's about to fall over but don't worry guys, she's got this because she's a professional skier... I have no idea what i'm saying because i've never gone snowboarding or skiiing.
Big, Froggy, Cream and Cheese are all sledding together. Big looks like he knows what you were doing on the night of October 12, 2022, Cream is having the time of her life, Froggy and Cheese are just trying to not fucking die.
Dr. Eggman is in his flying thingy and he's with Orbot and Cubot. Eggman has added a new thingy to his aircraft, it apparently shoots snowballs and he's trying to throw them at sonic, but it's not working.
Omega is buried in the snow for some reason that will probably be explained when the comic comes out.
Rouge is flying somewhere while holding a snowball.
They all look like they are having fun, but secretly they are all suffering from seasonal depression, even the robots.
None of these characters are wearing winter clothes, this is due to the fact that most of them have fur and don't give a shit, some of them are robots, and there's only one human who is wearing warm clothing.
The setting in this image is a place with a lot of snow and trees, i forgot the name of this setting. In the background of this image... holy shit... IT'S BARRY AND THE CONDUCTOR FROM THE MURDER OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, HOLY SHIT NO WAY.
Ok, now after looking at this cover, i went "wow i hope they appear in the story." and i was 100% convinced that he was gonna be there, but after looking at 3 variant covers and the plot synopsis, i am now 40% convinced. I would love to see them again, even if it's just for 2 panels, however the chances of them appearing are really low... but never zero. all i can do at this point is wait for preview pages to come out so i can lose more hope.
Oh great... now i have to find more things that i actually care about.
3. Writing
I love writing, even if i don't do it very often, it's a way to express my creativity with the world even if the world doesn't care. Here is a list of some things i've written that are NOT articles on this website
- The Spectacular Spider-Plush 2 Script.
I have the google drive link, the movie is finished, i am just waiting for a good time to release it.
- An outdated document featuring information about El Sorprendente Hombre Araña.
- The History of Spider-Plush Parts 1, 2 and 3.
This was a challenge, and it only took me a few months to make. Why did i do it? Because no one else was gonna do it.
- Scripts and notes for my webcomic
I make those
- the Spider-Plush Rulebook
A rulebook for anyone that wants to co-run one of my Daily Accounts.
- My own version of SpiderCide
Currently on Hiatus
- Rewrite of the Spider-Plush Movie.
Also on hiatus
- A poorly drawn comic adaptation of my favorite games, movies or cartoons.
I might do this in the future if i'm still alive by then.
Here is a list of upcoming articles for this website:
- Looking At A Bunch of Comic Book Covers
2 parter, one will feature covers that i chose and one will feature covers selected by my followers.
- Who is my favorite Spider-Man?
Looking at the Spider-Man actors... but with a twist!
- Spider-Plush watches the first 2 episodes of Neon-Genesis Evangelion
Yep, i watched the first 2 episodes of Evangelion and i plan to share my thoughts on them soon.
- Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (Steam) Review.
I plan to review it.
- More issues of Evil Spider-Man
might make an article about them
4. Your comments.
DON'T comment on this site, send your comments and questions on any of my contacts, which are on my linktree.
It could be a question, a complaint, a compliment or maybe you just want to say a random word. However keep your comments civil and respectful so i can show them on this site.
5. this sandwich
this is a really good sandwich, it's really tasty, it has cheese, pepperoni, salami and ham.
6. My friends (both irl and online)
i can name all of my friends, i am not gonna do it, you just have to believe that i can do it. (If you're reading this, which you probably aren't, i appreciate you)
On that note, let's end the article because my brain can't take any more thinking. hate that shit.
NEXT ARTICLE: I'll have to think about it.