Hey guys, welcome to another episode of spider-plush storytime, today im gonna say a bunch of bad Spider-Man takes from when i was younger and stupid. This isn't really a storytime, this is more of a top 4 random thoughts i used to have
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Bad Take 1: MCU SPIDER-MAN
Back in the years of 2019, i was a really stupid idiot, (i was 12) and i had this old cringy account where i pretended to be Spider-Man. I used that account to comment on youtube videos about Spider-Man and i shared my stupid opinions.
Now, im gonna tell you this funny little fun fact about me. I didn't watch Spider-Man Homecoming when it first came out, it was the only Spider-Man movie that i hadn't watched. But i thought that the movie was all about the stupid fucking Iron Boy Jr argument and i then argued with youtube commenters about it once.
It wasn't until i finally watched every spider-man movie to form my own opinions that i thought that the movies were good.
BAD TAKE 2: Action Figures.
Honestly, i didn't write something here for so long that i already forgot what i was gonna put here, so im gonna think for an hour and then come back.
So i used to think that there would never be a perfect Spider-Man figure and that they all sucked, that being said, the perfect figure does exist and it's called 1996 McDonalds Spider-Man, it's perfect go buy it on ebay or something.
That being said plushies are better though (not biased)
BAD TAKE 3: THERE IS NO GOOD SPIDER-MAN MOVIE
There was a time where i was convinced that all Spider-Man movies were bad because youtube videos or something, yeah i watched video essays, but nowadays i watch things and form my own opinions. i really thought that spider-man movies need to be 100% accurate to the comics (i still kinda want to see a 100% accurate spider-man adaptation) but honestly, now im just glad we get to see different directors' takes on this awesome character.
When people ask me about my favorite spider-man, i never really know how to answer or i just tell them "the one from the comic bro" or "spidey super stories bro" or "all of them, they're really the same character bro"
BAD TAKE 4: Uuuuuuuhhh that's it
I wish i could remember more, but i don't, i don't have any more bad takes so that's it.
NEXT STORYTIME IS ABOUT 5 MINI STORIES FROM MY LIFE, I WILL PROBABLY POST THAT NEXT WEEK OR NEXT MONTH OR WHATEVER...