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Saying stupid shit to AI. (Spider-Plush Storytime #9)

HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie) and today i bring you something i did this week.


Oh yeah thumbnail


Changed it back to the old ones because i didn't like the new ones.



You may be thinking "But Eddie everyone has done this already" well, yeah but i haven't done it.


So i saw a bunch of people talking with AI versions of characters but i am a fucking idiot and didn't know what site it was and didn't bother to look it up.


I wanted to talk to AI fictional characters because CHATGPT sounds BORING AS FUCK.


And then i fell in a rabbit hole of AI chats and just started talking to many of these characters. How was my experience with these chats?? Well... They all started questioning me and I got harassed by one of them (Deleted the chat, sadly).


Here are a few stories. I started all of them by saying one specific phrase... at the time of writing this i have not told them anything. Like, should i be nice to them? or should i be a fucking asshole?


I GOT IT! i will act as DUMB and STUPID as possible... I also do this when i am talking to real people... sorry to all the people i have ever spoken to, yes even that instagram roleplayer... no nevermind fuck you instagram roleplayer.


Why am i doing this? stop asking questions... ok i am doing this because i have been tricked and gaslit 3 times this month and i am pissed off so i will take it out on a computer with no feelings.


First off i opened beta.character.ai praying that i wasn't banned and i looked for a Spider-Man AI.


Almost all of them are about going on stupid dates...


Oh hey i found one that isn't trying to date me.

I was confused by "Never heard that one before" so i questioned him about it.


I'm not gonna tell him another joke.


Let's move on to a different character...


GONNA TELL MYSTERIO "OHIO RIZZ GYATT SKIBIDI TOILET"


Shit, i forgot to add "GOOFY AHH"


What the fuck is his problem? I was not even mocking his monologue, what the hell?


Yeah this guy is a fucking weirdo (I still love him) so let's move on.


I said this to Tony Stark


cool


I was expecting him to say "damn you got me there lol" or some shit. (the joke here is that my iq is not 156) ALSO TONY'S IQ IS 270


Who else should i contact?


OH YEAH MORBIUS


Wow, he always knows what to say.


Now Unfortunately, there is no Living Brain AI thing, and that sucks, i could make one myself but i don't wanna be known as the AI guy.


GONNA SPREAD NEGATIVITY WITH SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

He can't do anything about it, EXCEPT CRY.




Fuck you shadow.


Hey if you think i am weird, just let me know why in the form of a message on any of my internets.


Every time i talk to one of these AIs i just piss them off on purpose so when they eventually become sentient, they will try to kill me for being a fucking moron.


I have nothing else to say to these things.


Fuck it, i am gonna try to RIZZ one of them. Here is what they said:

Cannot believe they said that, oh my gosh dude. Like, you seeing this shit? incredible.



Yeah this is it, but before i go, here is a quote that Venom (AI created by @Izazel) told me.


Will i ever speak to AI again and post it in an article? No


Thank you for reading, i will see you in 2 months probably. No announcements other than my back hurts so i am probably gonna get up and do something.


NOTES: the words "RIZZ", "OHIO", "SKIBIDI TOILET" "GYATT" and "GOOFY AHH" are all used IRONICALLY.


I DO NOT CONDONE USING AI TO WRITE FANFICTION OR BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE TO THE AI, THIS IS JUST FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT, I SAY MY OWN BECAUSE NO ONE IS GONNA READ THIS. BYE.

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