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(Bad Article Warning) Spider-Plush Storytime #7: The Saddest Moment in My Life. (Not Really)

Hello everyone, it's me Ultimate Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie.)


You may be wondering why i didn't say "HELLO" in all caps, that's because i am sad today.


Why am i sad? because of what i am about to tell you guys, but before we begin, here's the thumbnail.


In these past few weeks, I've been going through the strangest times of my life, one day i am enjoying life, and then the next day i just stay in a dark, cold bedroom, all alone.


Here are some of the things I've been doing:


- Sleep.

- Scroll through twitter.

- Watch a bunch of livestreams.

- Eat.

- Watch more live streams*

- Write the History of Spider-Plush Parts 2 and 3

- Remember that i don't have a personality other than saying a bunch of stupid shit.

- Listen to sad music.

- Play Sonic Adventure 2.


*i like live streams.


I am here to tell you something that happened while i was playing Sonic Adventure 2.


Sonic Adventure 2 is a game, the story is about sonic going on an adventure again.


In the game, there is a chao garden, a place where there are little creatures called "The Chao." the story for the chao is explained in SA1 but i wasn't paying attention so idk.


When i entered the chao garden for the first time i was like "Wow can't wait to take care of these things." It was terrible at first but then it was fun, after i finished with the story i actually started caring about my chao.


So i have 4 chaos, 1 in the dark garden, 1 in the hero garden and 2 that i actually care about.


I take care of them, i feed them, i give them fruits, i play the races and i give them those energy things. I haven't given them names yet so let's just call them bitch 1 (Hero Chao) and bitch 2 (Dark Chao)


So i was playing as rouge and i was taking Bitch 2 to the kindergarten and i noticed that it was complaining, so i took it to the doctor and got these shocking news...



I was like "oh shit" and decided to look this up on google "what do i do if bitch 2 hates me" and i found an old forum where someone asked the same question* and the answer was apparently "Show it some love. That's it, put it like crazy, hug it, feed it. Take it on an adventure (they cheer the chao's up)." So i tried petting it like 10,000 times, when i went to the chao doctor, he told me that the chao just disliked me now and i thought "wow i can't believe it's working."


*Forum is https://www.neoseeker.com/forums/760/t18708-my-chao-hates/


The next day, i went to check my chao again and HE STARTED HATING ME AGAIN. I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and left my chao at school.


I was about to leave Bitch 1 at school also but i noticed that this one was angrier than usual...


Guess what happened, just try to fucking guess...



It was at this point that i closed the game, went to my cold, dark bedroom and started to cry. My only thoughts were "i can't do anything right, i am so stupid."


That night, i had a really bad nightmare... I don't remember anything about my nightmare but i am 100% sure that it was about the fucking chao.


This made my bad week even worse. A bunch of other bad things happened to me, but they are personal and have nothing to do with the game.


Things are actually getting better for me now, life is kinda good again! There is a new Spider-Man movie coming out, it's almost summer break, and my Chao are starting to like me again! so now i'll change their names to "not bitch 1" and "not bitch 2".


So, what did i think of SA1 and SA2? they're fun.


Wait, my chao like me again... so this article was pointless! my god, these last 2 storytimes were pretty shit! I need to do something about this...


Whatever, i'm sure i'll have a fun story to tell next storytime.


NEXT STORYTIME: You'll never know.



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