HELLO everyone, it's me Spider-Plush (Also known as Eddie) and today I bring you a different kind of article, the title pretty much explains what this is.
I want to make one thing clear. This isn't a fucking Top 10 ranking; this is just a list of random characters that I love in NO PARTICULAR ORDER.
I am also gonna explain why I love them, because if I didn't, this article would be a 1 minute read and I don't wanna make another fucking short article.
So let's begin (Most of these are just gonna be random comic book and video game characters):
10. Rek-Rap.
I found out about this character when I was scrolling through twi- sorry I mean X, so I was scrolling and looking at the usual twe- SORRY i mean posts (gosh i keep making mistakes today) about the Zeb Wells Spider-Man Run, i was like "wow these losers are crying over shitty pieces of paper, how embarrassing" And then i saw this character and i went "WOW I LOVE GOOFBALL CHARACTERS I LOVE THIS GUY NOW"
I don't know his backstory, i just know that people hate him for NO REASON.
He's better than Spider-Boy (why do people hate these characters???)
9. Barry (The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog)
I was sitting on my couch one afternoon and i opened Twitter to see what was going on and i saw that SEGA had released a new FREE APRIL FOOLS GAME! and it was a fucking point and click adventure game, i was like "WOW I GOTTA PLAY IT", so i opened steam for the first time in years and installed this free game because it was free and i was broke.
When i opened the game i was greeted by a title screen with great music, so i started the game and saw this character and was like "WOW THEY'RE SO COOL I LOVE THEM SO MUCH" and now they are my whole personality, i joined r/BarryTheQuokka and i built an army of Barry-Bros and together we will be unstoppable and we will take over the world.
Here's a screenshot
8. Mysterio
Back in 2019, i was watching Spider-Man cartoons in order to prepare for Far From Home (I was super hyped) and i saw a bunch of mysterio episodes, i was a big fan of his story, a VFX artist that went MAD and became a fucking super villain, it was awesome and cool. So he became my fave.
Putting him on 8th place because.... I don't have to explain why, this is NOT a TOP 10, this is just a LIST and not a RANKING.
7. Spider-Man (The 1981 cartoon)
In 1981, Marvel made a Spider-man show, then someone recorded all episodes on shitty VHS tapes and uploaded them to youtube, until some cool person by the name of TolietWater uploaded the episodes to youtube and they didn't look like dogshit.
I watched almost every episode and it was really good, it's like they used the "Comic Book to Cartoon Show machine." It doesn't just look like a comic, the story feels like a comic book.
The voice acting in this show is pretty good, and Ted Schwartz had the best Spider-Man voice, this show is underrated and everyone should watch it.
6. The Living Brain.
Back in 2019, i was reading the first 100 issues of Amazing Spider-Man and when i got to issue 8, i was like "WOW I LIKE THIS STORY" and never read it again for a few years.
Many years later i was using the Marvel App (Fuck you, marvel) and i got Issue 1 of Superior Spider-Man and it was good, also Living Brain was there and he still looked the same after many years.
Months later, issue 900 of Amazing Spider-Man came out and people really hated it just because it was a new comic, idk why they hate it, it's a pretty good story, LIVING BRAIN IS THERE AND WE GET A FEW FLASHBACKS TO ISSUE 8 HOLY SHIT.
I just like robot characters that become sentient, just look at other examples: (SPIDER-PLUSH DON'T FORGET TO WRITE THE EXAMPLES)
yeah living brain is just cool and deserves his own movie. the director should be Louis Leterrier cuz he can make a good comic book movie. The Living Brain should be played by Chris Pratt.
5. Big The Cat.
I played Sonic Adventure for the first time and i fucking hated Big's levels, but then i found out how to play the game properly and Big's levels went from SHIT to FUN. His cutscenes are funny as hell, and he has a good story.
I've heard people say, "sonic fans fucking hate this character cuz he sucks", but i've never seen anyone actually say that they hate this dude. HE'S JUST A CHILL GUY THAT LIKES FISHING AND FRIENDS, and i respect that.
4. Sticks (Sonic Boom)
Back in 2014, a show called "Sonic Boom" was made, i didn't watch it when it came out because i was busy not watching cartoon network.
Recently i watched not 2, not 3, but 1 episode of sonic boom on netflix and it's great, all of the characters are funny and great. I like sticks because she's so crazyyy and insane, and i love characters that are fucking insane, however i just have to accept that they are not gonna bring her back, and that's ok because i have more important things to worry about in life than whether or not they are gonna bring back a fictional character.
3. Hulk (1960's comics)
When i was a child (i still am), my father showed me this movie called "Hulk", i thought it was the coolest thing ever, and then i read the comic, it was fucking PEAK.
The early hulk comics are very underrated and everyone should read those first 6 issues. I have a trade paperback containing the first 3 issues, and i still read them sometimes.
The stories of these comics are perfect for a movie adaptation, but apparently, comic accurate adaptations can't exist, and that sucks.
2. Roddy the Rat (Flushed Away)
I watched the spanish dub of this movie like 30 times with my brother and we memorized every line of this movie, it's just that good. I think they removed it from netflix so that sucks.
This movie is super underrated and i will force everyone i meet to watch it. It's funny and the story is perfect, one of the best animated films of all time. Roddy is a great character in a way that i just can't describe, he's just great. He is funny and a fucking hero, he is a bit of an asshole at first but he changes for the better.
1. Gwenpool
I may have told this story before but back in 2019 (it was 4 years ago) I got a pack of 4 surprise marvel comics, and one of those comics was issue 4 of Unbelievable Gwenpool, it was a pretty fun read.
Years later i bought the first 4 issues and they are literally perfect, no flaws found, 10/10.
She's like my 3rd favorite marvel character now.
I have nothing else to say about fictional shit, however i do have some announcements to make.
First off... i made a Linktree, in which you can see a bunch of links and NO TREES for some reason. Link to the tree is here linktr.ee/spiderplush
Another announcement is i made a DeviantArt page, where i will be uploading my shitty pieces of art that i make for this site. Link is here deviantart.com/spider-plush
Thank you for reading my bullshit. Bye person that somehow found this.
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